Archive: March 2009
16 Mar 2009
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如果你在街上碰見貌似上圖人物，不要猶豫，那人肯定就是我。自己動手，看你能把你自己拼湊得比我拼湊的我自己更像嗎。
莖思語 1
27 Mar 2009
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- The penis size you have always wanted
Women can put up with a man’s small wallet but never with a small member - Average Joes don’t come in this size
Women will be commenting on your size until they run out of sweet words - Be the right size for a cockasian
Battle of the largest sausage - With that power in your pants you can seduce any women
Now you will not get out of your bed for days - Being a big guy doesn’t mean having big muscles
She will like every move you make with that monster - Be a sculptor of your own body
Women won’t hide their excitement when they see your bulge in the street - Wreck the memories of your failures
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman - They will talk about your cocktales
Don’t hide your beast inside - With that mega thing you can be a king
Huge biceps don’t matter as much as huge member - You will have so much meat you could share it with everyone
Your new improved stick will be bigger than the brick
30 Mar 2009
Sexy People – 讓我想起齊秦的歌：「外面的世界很精彩……」（via Mike Davidson）